Euphoria Season 3 E5: This Little Piggy...Went In Cassie's Mouth?

This little piggy (Cassie) went to Hollywood..

This little piggy (Jules) stayed at her sugar daddy’s home..

This little piggy got ripped right back off (Nate)..

This little piggy ate bones! (RIP Big Eddy)

This little piggy (Rue) cried “Wee! Wee! Wee!” while Alamo rode full speed at her head with a polo mallet!

Euphoria Season 3 has never ceased to surprise us in the best of ways. In Episode 5, the pigs have been let out of the pen!!! Just when you think Sam Levinson has done it all, he has Cassie eating hot dogs on OnlyFans. Will Nate Jacobs lose more body parts? Will Lexi ever live in peace? Will Jules and Rue run off into the sunset? Will Rue SURVIVE???

These are all questions we will have to "Stand Still and See" next week... ;)

Alex and Paige are LOVING Season 3 of HBO's hit Euphoria. Hear all our hot takes on this episode, and be sure to leave us a voicemail with any of YOUR hot takes here on our website, to be featured next week on the pod: https://www.thatssoeuphoric.com/bitch-you-better-be-joking

Stay Euphoric Euphorians! xoxo