Heavy is the Head that Wears the KOKO Crown

This week on the KOKO Show we are serving up a ‘no guest nonsense' episode on the King’s Birthday Long Weekend, and boy do we give this one the royal treatment. With Swoop stuck in Lithgow and Goit cosy in Canberra, the lads bring to the fore more bloody rugby than you can poke your little stick at. As all the Aussie Super Rugby sides have now bailed out of the competition the boys give you an in-depth rundown of all the Qualifying Finals results, we pick our semi-final winners and we hand down a little report card for each of the Aussie sides in 2026. Plus, we get stuck into a plethora of other rugby news from around the globe, we do a score check from the global footy park and we also pick our ‘Way Too Early Wallabies’ starting XV. Finally, to lift the spirits amidst the Aussie Super Rugby demise the boys partake in a little regal festivity, as they play the infamous King’s Birthday Quiz. So sit back, relax, spark up a durrie and put on some Shane Warne highlights (the real king), it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

02:28 - Swoop joins from Lithgow

05:13 - Rugby Round Up Segment - HURRICANES V BRUMBIES

10:57 - CRUSADERS V BLUES

15:08 - CHIEFS V REDS

19:30 - SEMI-FINAL PREDICTIONS

21:47 - Aussie Super Rugby report cards - Waratahs

25:26 - Western Force’s report card

29:07 - Brumbies’ report card

30:46 - Reds’ report card

33:59 - KOKO’s King Quiz

41:01 - Other rugby news - Aussie Sevens Win

42:50 - Andy Farrell signs on with Ireland

44:26 - Tony Brown signs on with the All Blacks in 2028

45:26 - Aussie U20’s eligibility laws

49:15 - Other rugby scores

51:48 - Way Too Early Wallabies XV

01:02:06 - Super W round 1 results

01:03:16 - Close of the show

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